Saturday, October 6, 2007
Hey, humans! Ha ha, bet you though I was gone! Ain't gonna happen.
Anyway, today I discuss my ninja skills. I am the master of the sneak attack and vanishing without a trace. I can launch myself off horizontal surfaces to confuse my pursuers. I can leap into the air and catch bugs with my paws(well, actually I'm still working on that).
However, I am unable to SHOW you these amazing feats, because my photographer(aka, one of my humans), is rather inept with the camera. She never can catch me at my best. Here's the best photo to date:
Yeesh, pathetic! Makes me look like some lumbering sauropod.
She says it's the camera that's too slow. No, it's your reflexes, stupid! Never mind. There's no getting through to her. I suppose if she COULD get a good photo, then that would mean my skills are lacking.
Anyway, my human told me that she thinks people would rather see me doing cute and funny stuff instead. Like cramming a toy into my mouth:
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday
to my humans. Happy birthday to you.
I don't give a rip how old my human and her twin sister are.
So I'm going back to sleep, now.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
If you've come to hear stories about a cute, fluffy kitten, you're reading the wrong blog.
I'm neither one of those. Okay, except for the "cute". I guess you could call me cute. Just don't say it aloud.
On to the bio: My name is "Osiris", after the Egyptian god of life and death, my nickname is "Si"(rhymes with "cry"). I'm 5 to 6 months old (that's about 13 to 14 years old in human years, so yes I am old enough to post here!).
Me as a baby, with my favorite toy:
And as you may have guessed from the title of the blog, I'm a little nutcase. When I'm not eating or sleeping, I'm tearing around the house, playing in my cube(I'll post photos of that later), attacking bugs in the window, climbing things like the screen or a chair(see the photo below), or, and this is my personal favorite, tackling my humans legs!
Now don't get me wrong. I do like my humans. No, really. They know what I like to eat, and give me all kinds of tasty treats. Of course, I still have to show them who runs the place. But they're all right. As long as they don't expect me to let them hug and snuggle me, or give me kisses and mushy crap like that.
Well, that's all you need to know for now. I have to go chew on something. Like an arm or a hand.
Have a nice day, humans.